ANOINTED PANKERE AND A LITTLE DOSE OF REAL ESTATE MIXED WITH CHARITY.
By : Sulaimon Agboola
You met Muideen as an hustler. He sells phone accessories inside traffic. He was not a begger. His trade might be petit. But he was a hardworking young man. That’s where majority of the big businesses we see today started from.
I know of a very big, if not the biggest Phone Store in Apomu, Osun State. He started by hawking phone accessories. My Dad was his very good customer that time. He would always make sure my Dad changes his phone pouch every week. He graduated to selling phones to my Dad while still hawking accessories. Then to owing a shop and many other branches.
You’re a scam if you see every human problems as an avenue to expand your own real estate development business. Muideen needed help, yes, who doesn’t need help!. He needed to expand his business, not a bungalow (inside your compound, on your land) and a monitoring spirit you all branded as wife. Suebebe needed medical attention, not a bungalow (inside your compound, on your land). Even me, in my current situation, only a scammer will think for me and decide a bungalow is the next on my scale of needs. Me that only need to change my phone and that of my wife, and we’ll be fine for the next three years.
Must you cage and enslave everyone you help? Must you be in their lives? Must they be in yours? What exactly is the definition of your own version of help?
Ọlọhun majẹ k’ọmọ araye f’ẹgba funni l’ounjẹ.
You then set him up again with a witch you branded as wife. That one would be the one to bring Pankere from the shelf and will supervise the beating of her “own husband” while Daddy GO does the spiritual cleansing. A yahoo boy doing spiritual cleansing for a gambler. Weere ngbe weere pọn. Aye ìyàwó yen ti labaskechi.
You’re not the first clergy man to venture into real estate business, you’re not gonna be the last. But this your own model is strange and has never been heard of in any business school. Your help victims are your customers. Collect money for them to buy property from you. Ẹẹ sì bẹrù Ọjọ atisun.
Some not too brilliant slaves under the guise of “touch not my anointed” will say the only mistake he did is the beating. They want to sound modest but still want to try to make sense. Collecting Charity in hundreds of millions only to deliver a #3.5m bungalow is ideal to y’all. Caging a grown up adult is normal to y’all, since it’s done by a Man of god.
If you’re into business of Charity (because charity is a business in Nigeria), you’re also entitled to a percentage of the proceeds. Just take your own percentage and let the victims do whatever he wants to do with what the freewill donors donate to him/her. That’s more honourable.
Heavily bleached Multicolour Alebiosu is the latest victim, that one is kuku a yahoo too. Na business collaboration dem wan do. Peer review. Aworawo.
All of you in the diaspora, especially those ones inside cold exchanging pounds to naira. You guys are the new set of mugu (the highest level in maga hierarchy). Goan take care of your family members instead of emotionally contributing to some stupid online charity. You guys pay more than the old “oyinbo” maga. Why is it that once you travel out of the country, you forgo all the Nigerianess (smartness) and suddenly become dumb? If you’re not contributing to Yooba Nation, you’ll contribute to build bungalow for someone that only needs to just eat good food, have a good bath with Dettol soap and probably pay rent. Islike you make so much money over there that you just cannot fathom how to spend it. Goan spend on your cousins and extended family members please.
That house can no longer be useful for Muideen because it’s situated in the bully’s compound. How many of you will want to sleep and wake up to see your bully everyday? I think the arbitration process Oriyomi Hamzat started should not come to an end yet. That paper (called housing document) is valueless because of the location of that property. He can’t live in that house and no outsider will want to buy that house from him. Oriyomi should go back to the negotiation table with Daddy GO, let him buy the house (definitely at a value far lower than the market value). Just get anything out for Muideen to restart his life, even if it’s just #500,000. That’s kuku the intention of the business model.
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